Bedwetting: A source of embarrassment among the Lions of Jihad
It has come to the attention of our military leaders that our brothers fighting for Allah (PBUH) are not only suffering from PTSD but that bedwetting has become a source of embarrassment among them. There is speculation that this may come from homesickness or missing the occasional night out with the sheep. Of course it could be the 500 lb. general purpose munitions that are raining down on them.
Before the cowardly imperialist lackeys of vanilla Sam as Comrade Bwown says can capitalize on this situation we must first observe the very nature of our fighting man. Hiding behind innocent civilians, blowing up schools and random killings could surely create certain “medical conditions”. The shock and awe that our enemy brings is more likely to cause the “shiiting of one’s pants.”
Needless to say the media may help us in our endeavor to cover up this story. My first suggestion is that our boys carry bottles of Mt. Dew in their pants. Thereby creating plausible deniability. Another suggestion is that we merely call those who dishonor the cause “Iranians.” This could serve two purposes. We could arouse the suspicions of the West as to Iran’s involvement in the insurgency and also buttress our boys self image. This would drive a wedge between our enemies and Iran.
Before the cowardly imperialist lackeys of vanilla Sam as Comrade Bwown says can capitalize on this situation we must first observe the very nature of our fighting man. Hiding behind innocent civilians, blowing up schools and random killings could surely create certain “medical conditions”. The shock and awe that our enemy brings is more likely to cause the “shiiting of one’s pants.”
Needless to say the media may help us in our endeavor to cover up this story. My first suggestion is that our boys carry bottles of Mt. Dew in their pants. Thereby creating plausible deniability. Another suggestion is that we merely call those who dishonor the cause “Iranians.” This could serve two purposes. We could arouse the suspicions of the West as to Iran’s involvement in the insurgency and also buttress our boys self image. This would drive a wedge between our enemies and Iran.
For our jihadi brothers I also offer this link
Privately I would welcome any suggestions.
Shameless plug: Please read my Arabic translation of the Vagina Monologues. In it I also detail how Sheik Osama Bin Laden helps you find your camels’ G-spot.
posted by elmers brother at Sunday, June 25, 2006
10 Comments:
ablutions aside it makes for a great shake too.
hmmmmmm...
Nice work Fariq. The trick to a battle of wits with millardo (nitwit) in her case, is to lure her onto your blog where she can't delete being out debated.
Kamal Jaqi,
You are so right. Camel urine and camel milk are medicinal.
They can also be used to give a smoothie an excellent flavor. Have you tried that, Fariq?
I hear that Mo was a bedwetter, so it is therefore acceptable to pee away!
the uh "wives" says it does wonders for their complexion
Can someone please tell me how I can have some jihadi camel urine sent to me for further inspection? I want to confirm it has the same chemical composition as mohammed's brain.
mad zionist, you infidel I send it to you but you it must be sent C.O.D.
As long as the yellow stain is not mistaken for cowardice the Mt. Dew might dew the trick.
tazz is that supposed to be joke? Because we can ban you and not call it censorship.
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