CIA Releases Photo
John Brown at his desk preparing latest propaganda In an apparent attempt to embarrass de Lions of Jihad the CIA released this photo today of John Brown making his latest post.
De Infidels will pay for dis!
posted by elmers brother at Sunday, July 02, 2006
8 Comments:
JB your mother told me you was a whitey tighty guy. huh.
My understanding Jaqi is that de toilet paper is John Brown's only writing utensil.
Toilet paper is an American product, which makes wiping with it even further heresy. If the American product furthers the cause of Allah, using them is permissible. But toilet paper does not further the cause of Allah.
All my ummah allies use rocks only! We keep a pile of rocks in our bathrooms and carry a few rocks when we go into public restrooms. Of course, public restrooms should be avoided except in cases of emergency.
John Brown may use toilet paper to further the cause of Allah, but he must not wipe with it! Otherwise, he proves himself to be a dirty Shi'ite.
Brown has a good future as a guard in a Harem.
This, from the BBC, is encouraging:
Jail toilets face away from Mecca: Facilities in a prison are being built so Muslim inmates do not have to face Mecca while sitting on the toilet.
The Home Office said two new toilet blocks are being installed as part of a refurbishment at Brixton jail in south London.
Faith leaders had told prison bosses it was unacceptable for Muslim inmates to face Mecca while using the toilet.
"The refurbishment has been carried out with due consideration for all faiths", a Home Office spokeswoman said.
"Following consultation with faith leaders within the prison, various small adjustments were made to ensure the faith issues of all prisoners are taken into account."
THO! You ith the one thopping up the cwapper.
Now I know what happened to my wock cowecktion.
In the future pwease uth a thection fwom the "Workerth Daiwey" that I hide behind the cwapper so my mommy won't find it.
Kamal,
Of course we should jihad! It's all jihad all the time! Such is the message of Muhammad (PBUH), and the message was revealed unto him by Allah.
Don't you know how hawed it ith to find a dethent wock in Bwookwen!
Awe the good oneth awwa taken. Can't I uth a copy of the Times?
Thiek,
I awewedy thave my wegs.
You wagheadth... er, comwadth get hardwer to deal wiff evwe day!
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