Thavage Interview
with Ain al Ductar
there hath been many wumors fwom the wight wing fathith on the Internet, (ethpethawe that horrwable Beakerkin), that Ain al Ductar ith a cweation of mine and ith actualwe a mere puppet. I with to dithpell theth nathty wumors.
Ain al Ductar, hath gwaciouswe conthented to an interview wiff "Thavage Juthice" wiff the conthent of her huthban, Daffii al Ductar.
We joined Ain at a secwet wocathion fwee fwom the hawassment of wight wing fathiths.
JB: Ain, may I call you Ain?
AD: NO, infidel! If you must speak to me at all, call me by my propper Muslim name, Ain al Ductar, or you may address me by my Muslim nickname, Stinky Breath!
JB: Well Thinky Bweath, I withs for you to dithpell the womerths that you are my puppet.
AD: That is "Stinky Breath", infidel, not "Thinky Bweath"!
Of course I'm not your puppet, I belong to your mommy. I might add that she is deeply concernend that you play with dolls at your age,
What's with all these long haired maggot infested dope smokers burning flags? Look! That one just caught himself on fire!
JB: Never mind them, they awa commwads in wevowothion! Bethidth, thaths juth that wight wing fathith, Jerwold Nadwer twying to wun for we-ewecthion.
Uhhh... Mth Ductar, I notith that you have bwond haiwa, Isn't that unuthuall for a Muthlim?
AD: Cammel urine!
JB: Pwease, I didn't mean to give offenth.
AD: No, stupid infidel! Cammel urine, I bleach my hair with camel urine!
JB: But ithin't your haiwa thupothed to be completwe covered?
AD: Try bleaching your hair with camel urine and see if you can keep it under a burka!
JB: Uhh... Leth go on. Is ith tweu that you and your huthban come fwom Packathan?
AD: No, We come from Quackastan!
I must leave now, its time for my husband to beat me. Would you please take your hand out of my butt so I can leave.
posted by John Bwown at Wednesday, July 05, 2006
7 Comments:
Hmmm
Another picture of Union Square where nobody has heard of John Brown. I will have to check the nearby commie halfway houses and group homes for looooooserboy Bwown
I like de duck ala o'range. Tell me does she dance? Here is a hardball question for de Ductar....Is you the ilegitamite child of Daffy?
Fariq
Peking Duck is the Choice of true revolutionaries. Leave it to the anti communist to have to remind you.
Fariq
Peking Duck is the Choice of true revolutionaries. Leave it to the anti communist to have to remind you.
Fariq
Peking Duck is the Choice of true revolutionaries. Leave it to the anti communist to have to remind you.
I heard you de first time.
You are special ed whimps of jihad
so I had to make sure.
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